The Rajjchelorette (ft. Mitsuru Kirijo)

The Rajjchelorette is an INTEGRAL plot point of The Horse Arc in Book IV. It is based off the webseries of the same name and follows Mitsuru's search for a new party member. Since there are so many characters introduced in this arc, their entries will reside in this page. This entry of the Rajjchelorette is the first in the series to host all the contestants in a single location.

Rules
The Rajjchelor borrows many elements from the series it is based off of, The Bachelor. A chosen candidate is placed with a pool of lovers from the opposite sex. The host, Rajj Patel, chooses from various Twitch streamers as lovers. Each round the candidate must eliminate a lover from the pool. Lovers prove their worth each round through a series of questions, tests, or competitions. Before the show even begins, each lover chooses between love or host. While this has no effect on their chances of elimination, it plays an integral part in the case that they are the winner. If they choose love, the candidate and lover get to live "happily ever after" and get a date sponsored by Rajj. If they choose host, then their hard work was all for nothing. Many have criticized the love/host mechanic, stating that the contestants constantly ignore this rule. In Swaggersouls' episode of the Rajjchelor, the final contestant he chose went with host. The two still went on a date despite the final verdict.

The Host
Rajj Patel- A young Twitch streamer who gained his fame from collaborative series such as The Rajjchelor, Rajj Royale, and Reverse King of the Hill. His bisexuality has enabled him to easily recruit a large amount of streamers to compete on his shows. In his shows, Rajj puts on the persona of a satirical game show host, similar to an aggressive Steve Harvey. He is very protective of his channel and lashes out when contestants do something that could violate the Twitch Terms of Service (TOS). For Mitsuru's show, Rajj is highly stoned and intoxicated.

Contestants
The following is the list of contestants that appeared on Mitsuru's Rajjchelorette. Each contestant is formatted with name (home series). Choosers of love have an "!" preceding their name. Aqua and Akira never had their status revealed, but it can be inferred that they chose love.


 * Adam Sandler (Click)- The titular protagonist in many of his own self directed films. Adam Sandler is described by many as a womanizer. He has a large ego and confidence to boot. His sex appeal was proven ineffective when he was the fourth to be eliminated. He was one of the 3 contestants to be eliminated in The Purge of Round Two.
 * Dalulan Sparrow, Lowtiergod (Streamer)- An african american streamer and ammature Street Fighter player. He made a name for himself in the 2010s when he played only characters that he considered low tier. Most of his fame came from his low patience and high irritability, with many of his outbreaks and rage quits on stream going viral. Sparrow joined the show solely for the clout, and was enraged when he was one of the first people to be eliminated in round one. He was the second person overall to be eliminated.
 * ! Aqua (Kingdom Hearts)- A keyblade master who trained under the wisdom of Master Eraqus. She is one of the three original students to finally gain the status of Keyblade master. Being a veteran of the Keyblade war, she has extensive experience that she passes on to the new generation. With Xehanort gone at the end of Kingdom Hearts III, she goes on to live her own life. Aqua is seen as a very empathetic and kind-hearted girl, much like Nihachu. She is the seventh to be eliminated.
 * ! Akira Howard (Astral Chain)- Akira was born with his twin sister to a mother who died during childbirth. The twins were taken in by police officer Maximilian Howard, who had rescued the woman prior to her death. Max raised them as a single father, and the twins grew up admiring his work as a police officer. The twins got jobs as police officers because of their admiration for Max's work in saving the world. As a police officer in the Ark, Akira wields a Legion; a guardian entity that is summoned at will and bound to a chain. After Akira's retirement 10 years into his career, he made the decision to settle down and have a family. Overall, Akira is a very laid back person and is fairly quiet compared to the other contestants. He is the eighth contestant to be eliminated.
 * Philoteces (Hercules)- Philoteces is a satyr that trained trained the title protagonist Hercules in the 1997 film of the same name. Famous for training heroes in his past, he exits retirement in order to train Herc. Phil becomes Hercules' all-around coach and PR agent when Hercules gains rapid fame. Much like Adam Sandler, Phil is a womanizer. Philoteces, however, is so sexy that no woman can survive his one night stand. Philoteces is never eliminated as he leaves on his own accords. Fans have speculated that he had to help Herc fight Xehanort.
 * ! Dr Ivo Robotnik (Sonic The Hedgehog Film)- The main antagonist of the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. He is portrayed by Jim Carrey in his live action appearance.In the main line of video games, Dr. Eggman is a rotund mad scientist who plans to conquer the world to build his own Eggman Empire. In addition to his Fortnite streams (which have gone viral for the wrong reasons), he expanded into "wholesome" content. To fulfill this desire, he seeks out a girlfriend to use in his videos. He is one of the three people to be eliminated in The Purge of Round Two and is the fifth person to be eliminated overall.
 * ! Martin Cabello III (Content Creator)- see full article
 * ! Jaden Yuki (Yu-gi-Oh GX)- Jaden is described as an energetic, passionate and optimistic boy who comes to Duel Academy to learn to become the new King of Games. He enjoys seeking out new duel challenges and is known to be quite lucky when it comes to his draws. He is capable of communicating with Duel Spirits, most often conversing with Winged Kuriboh, a card he received from Yugi Mutou on the day of his entrance exam. After being rejected by Alexis, he joins the show to find new love. The peak of his retardation is shown when he reveals his opinion on the proper orientation of toilet paper. He is the third person to be eliminated overall.
 * ! Registeel (Pokemon)- A steel type Pokemon that is one of the three legendary titans. It first appeared in the Hoenn region. Registeel made its video game debut in Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire for the Gameboy Advance. Registeel speaks a language that is incomprehensible by humans. This leads it to be eliminated by Mitsuru as the first eliminee before the show even starts. Its incomprehensible tongue makes it difficult to draw conclusions about its personality, but it most likely had good intentions.
 * ! Egeus (Midsummer Nights Dream)- A powerful Athenian figure. Egeus forces his daughter, Hermia, to marry Demetrius instead of Lysander. Demetrius was chosen as the suitor by Egeus primarily for his own financial gain. He serves as one of the antagonists in the play. In the Rajjchelorette, Egeus retains much of his gold digger status from the play. He chooses love to ensure that he can get Mitsuru in the case he wins. He is one of the three people to be eliminated in The Purge of Round Two and is the sixth person overall to be eliminated.

The Show
The show itself was hosted at Rajjles on February 23 2020. Compared to most episodes, the show only consisted of three rounds.

The First Round
The first round consisted of two separate eliminations. The round was used to get a sense of each lover's personality. Lovers were asked open ended questions to which they could buzz in a response by grabbing their genitals. The three questions Mitsuru compiled pertained to the lovers' opinions on the military, shoto characters in fighting games, and the proper orientation of toilet paper. Lowtiergod and Jaden Yuki were the two lovers to be eliminated

The Purge of Round Two
The purge of round two made a total of three eliminations all at once. The round was a test of aptitude. In this round, Mitsuru came up with an 8-bit integer. The lovers then had 10 seconds to predict the squared variant of Mitsuru's number. If they were correct, they received points. These points were pure aesthetic and only assisted Mitsuru in deciding eliminations. Adam Sandler, Robotnik, and Egeus were the three to be eliminated in this round.

Round 3
Round 3 consisted of one elimination and the final one on one dates. This round once again develop the personalities of the lovers. Mitsuru asked one question pertaining to horseback riding. Each contestant got a chance to answer. Aqua was eliminated and the final one on one dates were Akira and Martin. Martin was chosen by Mitsuru as the winner.

Trivia

 * aqua was the only same sex contestant.
 * Registeel's speech in the novel appears as Arabic. When translated, it is actually Registeel saying its name over and over again. This is most likely a reference to how most Pokemon speak in the anime of their home series.