Elder Guardian

The Elder Guardians are a group of hero characters that serve as the main proctors of the universe. They watch over the mortals and provide adequate service to what they see fit.

Known Members

 * Yahweh- The eldest of the Guardians. He has been around from the beginning of time and is the patriarchal leader of the Elder Guardians. He is the step brother of Allah.
 * Mariya Takeuchi- The second eldest guardian. She and Yahweh were given the responsibility to pass destiny itself to its first bearers.
 * Hayao Miyazaki- The third eldest guardian. He gave anime to man. He is the patron guardian of Japan until he abandoned it because of all the fucking weebs invading his country.
 * Aphrodite- One of the few Female Guardians. She bestows E-Girls their powers. Her whereabouts are unknown, but she currently guards East Virginia.
 * Nathan WIckert- One of the original elder guardians. He is the god of sex sex sex and fertility. He has only appeared to man once in a human incarnation.
 * Mia Malkova- An elder guardian that went into chrysalis until the second impact. She is the creator of the Cübe and the matriarch of the guardians. She commonly will take on a temporary human-like form to monitor earth.
 * Squidee- The youngest of the Guardians. He currently is the handler of the Cübe. As part of his duties, he is stuck in a human body.

Gifts From The Guards

 * Destiny itself- The Elder Guardians were assembled initially to bestow Destiny Itself to its first generation of bearers.
 * Cübe- Initially made as a birthday present for Squidee. The Cübe was developed to aid the heroes in finding allies.
 * Mitsuru's Sword- Its origin is unknown to everyone but Yahweh. Yahweh created the sword as the final attempt to fulfill the prophecy
 * Anime- In order to give man happiness after the second world war, the guards created anime. Hayao Miyazaki regretted his decision, calling anime a "mistake."